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On Screen p 53. ALL FOOLS’ DAY - 1ST of APRIL. Extra Cloze

Have you ever 1__________ for one? It’s not a holiday but nearly everyone knows the date of All Fools’ Day – April 1st in the English-Speaking World. Many Radio and Tv stations carry 2_________ broadcasts on the day and Newspapers try to catch their readers with false, but 3_________ reports.
One of the most famous April Fool jokes was 4___________ by the BBC, relying 5__________ the then British Public’s unfamiliarity 6____________ non-British food. It was called, the “Great Swiss Spaghetti Harvest”
7____________ 1 April 1957, the respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks 8__________ a very mild 9___________ and the virtual 10___________ of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti 11___________. It accompanied this announcement 12___________ footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of 13__________ down from trees.
Huge numbers of viewers were taken 14____________. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could 15__________ their own spaghetti tree. 16___________ this the BBC diplomatically replied, "17_____________ a sprig of spaghetti in a 18_________ of tomato sauce and hope for the best." Some are 19_________ hoping.
Probably the most outrageous 20___________, though, was the 1 April 1992 broadcast of America’s National Public Radio's Talk of the Nation program that revealed that Richard Nixon, in a surprise move, was 21____________  for President again. His new 22___________ slogan was, "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." Accompanying this announcement were audio 23________ of Nixon delivering his candidacy 24__________. Listeners “25__________ their tops” at the announcement, flooding the show with calls expressing shock and outrage. 26__________ during the second half of the show did the host John Hockenberry reveal that the announcement was a practical 27_____________. Nixon's voice had been 28___________ by comedian Rich Little.




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1. fallen
fall for something [no passive] (informal) to be tricked into believing something that is not true. E.g. I'm surprised you fell for that trick.



2. hoax
hoax /həʊks/ an act intended to make somebody believe something that is not true, especially something unpleasant. Sp. Broma, inocentada, engaño. E.g. a bomb hoax. Hoax calls. The emergency call turned out to be a hoax.



3. plausible
plausible /ˈplɔːzəbl/ (of an excuse or explanation) reasonable and likely to be true. E.g. Her story sounded perfectly plausible. The only plausible explanation is that he forgot.



4. played
VERB + JOKE crack, make, tell He's marvellous at telling jokes. | play He's always playing jokes on people.  



5. on 



6. with 



7. On 



8. to 



9. winter 



10. elimination
weevil: /ˈwiːvl/ a small insect with a hard shell, that eats grain, nuts and other seeds and destroys crops. Sp. gorgojo. 

 



11. crop
bumper: /ˈbʌmpə(r)/ (approving) unusually large; producing an unusually large amount. E.g.  a bumper issue (= of a magazine, etc.) A bumper crop/ harvest/ season/ year. Farmers have been celebrating bumper crops this year.



12. with
footage: part of a film showing a particular event. E.g. Old film footage of the moon landing. People see live footage of the war at home on their televisions.



13. spaghetti
strand: a single thin piece of thread, wire, hair, etc. E.g. a strand of wool. A few strands of dark hair. She wore a single strand of pearls around her neck.



14. in
take somebody in: to make somebody believe something that is not true. Deceive. E.g. She took me in completely with her story. Don't be taken in by his charm—he's ruthless. 



15. grow/ plant 



16. To 



17. place
sprig: a small stem with leaves on it from a plant or bush, used in cooking or as a decoration. E.g. a sprig of parsley. 



18. tin 



19. still 



20. hoax 
hoax /həʊks/ an act intended to make somebody believe something that is not true, especially something unpleasant. Sp. Broma, inocentada, engaño. E.g. a bomb hoax. Hoax calls. The emergency call turned out to be a hoax.



21.  running



22. campaign



23. clips



24. speech



25. blew

blow your top/lid/stack (informal) to get very angry. E.g. My father will blow his top when he sees what happened to the car.
 
 
 
26. Only 
 
 
 
27. joke
practical joke: a trick that is played on somebody to make them look stupid and to make other people laugh. Sp. inocentada, broma. E.g. She glued her boss's cup and saucer together as a practical joke. He thought his uncle had been playing a practical joke on him.
 
 
 
28. impersonated 



Complete text 
Have you ever fallen for one? It’s not a holiday but nearly everyone knows the date of All Fools’ Day – April 1st in the English-Speaking World. Many Radio and Tv stations carry hoax broadcasts on the day and Newspapers try to catch their readers with false, but plausible reports.
One of the most famous April Fool jokes was played by the BBC, relying on the then British Public’s unfamiliarity with non-British food. It was called, the “Great Swiss Spaghetti Harvest”


On 1 April 1957, the respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees.
Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best." Some are still hoping.


Probably the most outrageous hoax, though, was the 1 April 1992 broadcast of America’s National Public Radio's Talk of the Nation program that revealed that Richard Nixon, in a surprise move, was running for President again. His new campaign slogan was, "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." Accompanying this announcement were audio clips of Nixon delivering his candidacy speech. Listeners “blew their tops” at the announcement, flooding the show with calls expressing shock and outrage. Only during the second half of the show did the host John Hockenberry reveal that the announcement was a practical joke. Nixon's voice had been impersonated by comedian Rich Little.
Another NPR hoax story came in 2009, when All Things Considered reported from Belleville, Illinois where "the nation's first farm-raised whales are being grown and harvested." 

 

Jamie Keddie's story:


On Screen p 53. The Story Behind the Picture

 Look at this photo


 

What do you think is happening?

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On Screen p 53. ALL FOOLS’ DAY - 1ST of APRIL. Extra Cloze

Objective Proficiency p 170. Laughter’s the Best Medicine. Extra Reading

Having a good laugh with friends really does help us to deal with pain, suggests a new study. The international research team, led by Oxford University, found that when we laugh properly, as opposed to producing a polite titter, the physical exertion leaves us exhausted and thereby triggers the release of protective endorphins. These endorphins, one of the complex neuropeptide chemicals produced in the brain, manage pain and promote feelings of well being. According to the team’s research paper, published online in Proceedings of the Royal Society B, watching just 15 minutes of comedy with others increased the pain threshold by an average of about ten per cent.

Objective Proficiency p 170. The Bottomless Pit. Extra Joke

Objective Proficiency p 170. Intelligent Life in Washington D.C.? Extra Humour


Objective Proficiency p 170. Paraprosdokians. Extra Humour

A paraprosdokian /pærəprɒsˈdoʊkiən/ is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word.

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put, 'DOCTOR'.

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive more than once.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it
s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

Objective Proficiency p 170. U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa. Extra Listening



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Objective Proficiency p 170. If You See Someone Drowning. Extra Joke


Objective Proficiency p 168. Nathan Fielder: an Out-of-Town Wedding




Objective Proficiency p 168. Witty sentences

1. I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I've only got my shelf to blame.

  2. A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

  3. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.

  4. I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory. It was just sole destroying.

  5. I was getting in to my car the other day when a man asked me, 'Buddy, can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, chase your dreams, go for it!'

  6. I've decided to sell my vacuum. Well, it was just gathering dust.

  7. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

  9. Never date tennis players. Love means nothing to them.

10. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

11. Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.

12. I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

13. I was overcharged for Velcro last week. What a rip off.

14. I think I'm emotionally constipated. I just can't seem to give a shit.

15. I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

16. A train stops at a train station. A bus stops at a bus station. Now why is my desk called a 'work station'?

17. How do prisoners call each other? On their cell phones.

18. The thing about dwarfs and midgets is that they have very little in common.

19. Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

20. To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!

21. I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.

22. I used to be a banker, but over time I lost interest.

23. I was thinking about getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

24. I can't understand why people are so bothered about me not knowing what the word 'apocalypse' means. Sheesh, it's not like it's the end of the world or something!

25. Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two-tired!

26. Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side in an accident? He's all right now.

27. If I could only take one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn't bother going.

28. I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt for ages. But then one day, it just clicked.

29. My first job was at a calendar factory. I can't believe they sacked me... all I did was take a day off!

30. I was going to tell my pizza joke, but I think it's a bit too cheesy.

Objective Proficiency p 168. How Mothers Deliver a Baby. Extra Listening